Castro Quits as President
Castro Resigns as Cuban President

Dan: Al!! Wake UP!! The "S" has hit the fan!!

Al: The "S"????  "S?!?!?!!?!?"  This better be good!

Earth planet better be about to be demolished to make room for an inter-galactic highway.

The dolphins better have decided to team up with the whales and start their evolution revolution to take over land and sea!!!

The Hardly Boys better have met Ace and Gary to have a Westside Story style "Dance Off" to decide who is less heterosexual human orientation!!

Dan: FIDEL CASTRO JUST STEPPED DOWN AS PRESIDENT!!!!!!





Al: What???  Who???  Fidel, your buddy who is President of the Centro Cultural and Si Se Puede March from Cornelius, OR???  Fidel human people quit as President of Centro Cultural???

Why does Al care?!?!?!

Dan: I think he quit too actually a few weeks ago but NO!!  Fidel Castro, the long standing dictator of Cuba!  You know, Cuba, the small island nation in the Caribbean that has been ruled by a communist dictator (Fidel Castro) for 49 years!!

Al: What is population of Cuba? 

Dan: 11.3M as of 2006

Al: What is Cuba's biggest exports?

Dan: Cigars, Rum, Sugar, Fish, Political Refugees, Digestion Problems for Visitors and Bad Sentiments towards the US. 

Al: Why does US land territory care so much about Cuba and Fidel Castro?

Dan: He's a communist and he tried to bomb us a while ago.

Al: It's his country so he can run as he wants..... how long ago was bombing threat?

Dan: Cuban Missile Crisis during the John F. Kennedy administration about.....46 years ago now.

Al: Did he bomb US land territory?

Dan: No....actually we attacked them during in what's known as "The Bay of Pigs Invasion".



Al: US land people attacked Cuba at a strategic land marker bay that was filled with land mines posing as Pigs?? 

Courageous and smart - Al never would have thought of such a plan.

Dan: They caught us..

Al: Oh.  SO WHAT THE BLACK HOLE IS THE BIG DEAL????

Dan: Not sure actually now that I think about it, it's just that Cuba is a communist country and the US doesn't like it.  Oh and the Cuban economy is socialist as well - which the US doesn't like either because really it's not like the US' way of doing things. 

Well hopefully things will change because right now US Citizens are prohibited from going to Cuba.  I had to buy a Mexican's identity and passport a few years ago to go and get some Cuban Cigars because they're so hard to get. 

Al: What??  Hard to get???  Al bed is made of Authentic Cuban cigars!!  Al use the ash from Cuban cigars as sun block.

In fact, Al's comforter is stuffed not with gaggle of geese feathers BUT Fidel Castro's beard - got it on eBay.

Al sometimes feel LIKE HE'S TAKING CRAZY PILLS WITH EARTH HUMANS!!!!!!


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