N. Illinois Shooting
School Shooting

Dan: Well, I knew it would happen sometime so let's get on with it. 

One of the top stories this week is ANOTHER school shooting in a university - Northern Illinois University.

About a year now was the mass shooting at Virginia Tech.

Al: What happened?

Dan: Well this douche, Steven Kazmierczack, a former undergrad and graduate student at Northern Illinois, for some reason, flipped a switch and returned to the school.

He walked into a lecture hall, on Valentine's Day and opened fire on the students, shooting 20+, killing 5 students and then himself. 

This guy did have a history of mental issues but seemed to be getting better as he was a standout undergraduate student, helped teach a class, had friends and was pursuing a graduate degree at the University of Illinois.  

From all accounts, people don't know what happened and what made him go nuts. 

Al: This is difficult subject as Al-Landia planet has gone through similar situations but luckily, Al-peoples have come up with solid solution after many failed attempts.

Al-landia initially was very similar to Earth peoples until we made one CRITICAL realization:

SUICIDE KILLERS ARE NOT INTILLEGENT LIFE ORGANISMS

Dan: I know they're not smart but I don't get it.....

Al: Let Al explain. 

AAl-planet had reached epidemic level with suicide killers so the Association for the Advancement of Natural Intelligence held a meeting to try and address the issue.

This meeting was boycotted by the Association for the Advancement of Artificial Intelligence of course.

In that meeting they finalized thestrong> Basic Fundamentals of Intelligent Life:
1. Intelligent life has free will
2. Intelligent life want freedom
3. Intelligent life want to live
44. Intelligent life want to leave a NET positive impact on society and life

All Al-landians and Earth peoples must meet all three requirements to be Intelligent Life Organisms and worthy of.......anything.

When Al-andians realized that suicide killers do not meet all three but Earth equivalent of Dolphins, Sharks, Kangaroos, Bees and even DUNG BEETLES DO!!!!  POOP BEETLES - CMON!!!

Al-andians decide that suicide killers are not worthy of life, sympathy or resources of society so IMMEDIATE Capital Punishment ffor them to make example that such actions will not be tolerated. 

Also, execution would happen the very next day - no waiting years on Resort Death Row, it was more such as One Night Motel Death "Step".

Dan: Whoa!!  I thought you guys were peace loving and crap like that...

Al: Well that was attempt #1.  After Earth centuries of protesters, Al-landians decided it was not good to "Play Gorlock"

Dan: "Gorlock"??

Al: Oh yes - you call it (neither male or female) "Omega" right??  Or "Dios"??  OR....... "God" .....yes.

So Al-andians decided, if we can't remove them from society and they don't have access to tools to self-remove themselves, then they will be forced to add value to society through work in jail versus drug trafficking, gang wars, pick up badminton games, weight lifting, yoga, body art and palates. 

Initially we had them manufacturing the highest demand products.  For the first 32 years it was....




The next 10 years was the Orange Glo...



Since then we've been having them manufacture a "3-in-1 device" Touch Screen iDog with, GPS & Magic Bullet Blender integrated.  No concept videos found on Earth planet... Sorry...


Dan: Whoa!!  No non-manual labor work??

Al: We tried once to have them design a bridge but it did not work out well...



BOTTOM LINE RECOMMENDATION FOR EARTH PEOPLES:
1. These killers do not deserve life, sympathy or resources of society
2. IF killers survive their suicide attempt, they should be "removed" from society or in event of hundreds of years of protesting - made to repay debt to society while in incarceration
    Is society going to really care, notice or be worst off if Charles Manson dies tomorrow????
3. When technology allows, the Earth moon or Mars should be used as Penal Planet

Dan: Our history with penal colonies hasn't been too good though... 

Al: Australia Earth land area did not turn out too bad...


Nice beaches, opera house, intelligent accents, kangaroos & Crocodile Dundee



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