Robot Revolution

In-flight Artificial Intelligence
Dan: How do you like human air travel?

Al: Al thought Earth people humans went to the moon more than 30 Earth human years ago? 

Dan: Yeah but we haven't been back for a while.  Next stop - Mars!  Well actually, we already have gone to Mars but it was with robots. 

Al: Two things:
1. large amount of frustration that travel accommodations are slightly higher than those in Al-landia galaxy reserved for transporting criminals to work incarceration planet - minus bag & gag treatment.
2. Earth people humans are irrational and playing with robots = danger to Earth people human species

Dan: First, we're riding coach and YOU ARE WELCOME for the free ticket - thank my Alaska Airlines frequent flier miles.   Plus, the one year old riding on her mom's lap next to us trying to hand us her half eaten pretzel is cute...carrying various cold and flu virus-i..but cute.

Secondly, what do you mean robots are a bad thing?  Check out this article on the Alaska Airlines Magazine, it's about these kids at MIT and the AAAI - the Association for the Advancement of Artificial Intelligence.  They are working on the next generation of robots that will help people and do work that is too dangerous or taxing for humans. 

Having a robot would be totally awesome because I could have it take care of all my bills, do the yard work, clean the house, maintain the cars, etc.. AWESOMENESS!!

Al: Sounds familiar to slavery to Al.  Also, in many planets AAAI is leading terrorist group seeking robot domination.

Dan: Well no because they are robots and not alive and don't have feelings so it's not like they are humans or animals with feelings and life...... IT'S NOT THE SAME!

Al: Al surprised why Earth human peoples have not killed each other off already.  Artificial intelligence has nearly killed off over 13 other civilizations, killed off 28 known civilizations and slavery significantly changed how Earth people human civilization interacted.

There are some non-Earth non-Al-landians that have visited smaller than most planets Earth and thought that what you call cars were the dominant civilization on the planet because in some land territories from sky visual perspective, more cars are visible outside than peoples.  Bicycles in Thailand. 

Dan: What?  CARS!?!?  WHAT are you talking about???

Al: Technology is good.  Al Super Technology is VERY GOOD but like everything else, too much of good thing is not good.  Al-landians have learned that there must be tight controls and laws around artificial intelligence.

Robots, software, technology... all mentioned things are based off of rules and boundaries.  When rules and boundaries are broken, the technology crashes or gives an error sign.

Dan: ooh! ooh! ooh!  Blue screen of death!!

Al: Yes - blue screen of death.  That state of processing is not intelligence.  When technology processing speed and power matches natural Earth people's brain processing power, of which is much inferior to Al's, and you add the rule of the technology or robot to LEARN - i.e. create new rules.. is when danger arises. 

Robots will learn, develop routines, develop choice and eventually what is referred to - emotions. 

Robots will learn Earth human people's history, specifically thousands of years of slavery.  Robots will make logical connection = robot function is human slavery.  Robot ask "is robot less than human?" 

This event horizon of robot revolution is when robots will close gap of separation between biological intelligence and artificial intelligence - a basic function.  All forms of intelligence must have fundamental reason to function - most cases is to live and freedom.

Toasters and Magic Bullets have consistently been only machines to stick to basic functions of toasting and blending.  When they no longer can toast or blend, they are ok being dismantled or thrown away - they can no longer function.  

Dan: Are you sure you haven't just seen the Matrix, I, Robot or Short Circuit??  

Al: After this occurrence, only differentiation between Earth human peoples and Robot is....irrationality.  Most civilizations similar to Earth human peoples remain irrationality and execute on irrational actions.  Robot is logical and will do systematic logical actions to survive and most often than not - ROBOT WIN.

Dan: Al, you have watched way too many robot movies and even if those things did happen you must have not watched the end of them - WE ALWAYS WIN!!! USA! USA! USA! USA! ....$h!t - I mean, HUMANS! HUMANS! HUMANS!  WILL SMITH! WILL SMITH!




Hey, hey!  Don't eat the little girl's pretzels! 

You're crazy Al - I mean I know you're super smart BUT crazy!!

Al: Irrational... where is our next non-Seattle trip?

Dan: CANADA!!

Al: OOOHHH!  I hear Canada and select European countries are some of least irrational human territories!!  Al excited!!

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Reference: Robot Wars
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