BIOS:
Name: Dan
Gender: 1/2 Man, 1/2 Machine, 1/2 Animal. Wait, that's more than 1!.
Age: Mid 20's
Drink of Choice: Depends on the mood but here are the usual suspects:
1. Jagermeister (I don't know how to do the two dots over the a) I hate black liquorish but I love liquor and there's few things that match how Jager can get the party going. The Germans sip Jager (at room temperature) after a meal to settle their stomachs which proves that Jager can go with anything. My personal favorites are Jager and Red Bull, Jager and Cola, Jager straight up, Jager cold, Jager room temperature, Jager and light beer (it's like Jager Champagne), Jager and Tequila, Jager and water, Jager and vodka, Jager and orange juice, Jager and pineapple juice, Jager and Coconut rum, Jager and 151!.
2. Beer a fan of the art of brewing across the genres from the light sparkling, crystal like Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR for those in the know) and the $5 mimosa (Old E & Orange Juice Brass Monkey is really unsophisticated) to the microbrew seasonal dark brews like the Late Harvest Autumn Ale (ok I know that's not very microbrew but you get the point)
Name: Al (to make it easy on you) - literal translation: Magnum Magnusson Super Technology with High Percentage of Brain Mass Operating and Useful (MMSTHPBMOU)
Gender: Your equivalent of the Male gender Al have outies
Age: Al 1/4 way through life expectancy on Al-planet. Al estimate 18 Earth years wait. No drink at 18? Al 22.
Drink of Choice: Al enjoy refreshing hydration liquid elixir.
Dan: You mean water?
Al: Yes water hydration liquid for health right?
Dan: Yeah but do you drink anything for fun?
Al: Hydration health is fun.
Dan: hhhm ok. Do you have any elixir that you drink socially and preferably with muchachas (he read Spanish for Gringos after reading on Wikipedia that Hispanics are the second largest group of people in the US he wants to be up on the fastest growing group of people in the US) to increase your chances of mating?
Al: Ahhh! yes, Al found on extratasty.com the closest comparison on Earth be White Russian perfect blend of life giving milk liquid, judgment impairing elixir (vodka) and judgment impairing elixir coverer (Irish Cream). Al would rename Tasty Odds Increaser.
How we met:
Coming soon!!